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Your blog name should be changed to "Reedisahugefaggot" instead.

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:47:29 -0600

You wish.

grav3yardgirl: URGENTMISSING PERSON*** can everyone in the...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:27:00 -0600

URGENTMISSING PERSON*** can everyone in the TAMPA, FL area be on the lookout for -HANNAH ALYCE KIRKPATRICK- (5’6”, PALE SKIN, 125 LBS) she was last seen in the YBOR CITY AREA! i would really appreciate any sharing of this post & her photo that you guys can do on twitter, tumblr, etc!

Trying out a new site, follow me there... If you want, I mean, I won't judge you... Shit.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 09:00:30 -0600

Trying out a new site, follow me there... If you want, I mean, I won't judge you... Shit.

Happy Familial Gluttony Day.

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:02:49 -0600

Happy Familial Gluttony Day.

Toto

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:32:00 -0600

My mom won’t buy me a forty,

this must be what

alcoholics in Africa feel like.

I just read on here that duck semen kills bacteria. That’s interesting, but I can never tell...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 06:08:52 -0600

I just read on here that duck semen kills bacteria. That’s interesting, but I can never tell my friends that in a “look what I know” kind of way, because I don’t want to be known as the guy who knows trivia about duck jizz. Great.

In the past month I’ve been told I look/dresss like: Kurt Cobain, Lynyrd Skynyrd band member,...

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 09:11:27 -0600

In the past month I’ve been told I look/dresss like: Kurt Cobain, Lynyrd Skynyrd band member, a drug dealer, and Jesus. That sounds like a variety, but it’s all basically the same look, once you think about it.

Photo

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 21:24:21 -0600

Ironically still using e-mail to talk to friends. Can we make that a thing? Also, side ponytails...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:58:21 -0600

Ironically still using e-mail to talk to friends. Can we make that a thing? Also, side ponytails on men. Happy Friday.

Sexism

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:58:20 -0600

If a man’s beard goes gray, then

he can put some Just For Men in it.

But, what aboun an older, whiskered woman who

wants to retire from her job at the gun factory,

and live her lifelong dream

of becoming the bearded lady

at the local carnival?

Society has really screwed her over.

I’m nicknaming my moustache the Coffee Catcher, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:35:17 -0600

I’m nicknaming my moustache the Coffee Catcher, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

There sure were a lot of round eyes working at that Japanese restaurant. It’s okay if I say...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 20:43:33 -0600

There sure were a lot of round eyes working at that Japanese restaurant. It’s okay if I say “round eye,” I’m taking it back.

RIP Roger Bugs Brown, beloved member of the Bunny Community, who died tragically at the hands of my...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:59:38 -0600

RIP Roger Bugs Brown, beloved member of the Bunny Community, who died tragically at the hands of my golden retriever. Roger was best known as the bass player for local all-rabbit REO Speed Wagon cover band, All Rabbit REO Speed Wagon Cover Band. He was survived by his wife, Jenna, as well as his cousin, Liam Neeson. He will be missed.

Looks like 1997 had diarrhea. Oops, I mean, Dancing with the Stars is on.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:05:27 -0600

Looks like 1997 had diarrhea. Oops, I mean, Dancing with the Stars is on.

A Beer for Each Year

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 14:24:22 -0600

The only people I judge

are those who don’t drink

on their birthday.

If you remember your birthday,

then why have one?

"Some artists work with oils, I work with immaturity"

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 06:03:23 -0600

“Some artists work with oils, I work with immaturity”

- Conan O’Brien

"For the last time, I’m not Santa Claus."

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:17:00 -0600

“For the last time, I’m not Santa Claus.”

- Karl Marx

Falling Asleep Alone

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 12:32:46 -0600

Hungrier than a worm without a corpse.

A mormon going through a revolving door divorce.

A mall Santa with an empty flask

and a full lap. A scatologist who couldn’t

give a crap. Nick Cage speaking

in a monotone, Kenny Loggins without the Danger Zone,

an orgasm addict without a moan.

I’m like Hunter S. Thompson meets Edward Scissor Hands… Pee-Wee Herman sprinkles on top.

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 14:44:53 -0600

I’m like Hunter S. Thompson meets Edward Scissor Hands… Pee-Wee Herman sprinkles on top.

I Wanna Win the Lottery

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 11:10:56 -0600

So I can buy a Toyota Highlander,

paint it plaid,

and ride around town, cutting people’s heads off

Screaming

There can only be one!

You don’t wanna know what

will happen if I get that power ball.