- Does anyone else have certain bands they listen to in Fall? I seem to drift towards Garbage and Alien Sex Fiend every time.
I had a moment this morning where I couldn’t remember if something happened in my life, or on Reno 911. What have I become?
Been losing a lot of followers lately. I’m grateful for those of you that like my work, but I’m not satisfied with something I’ve written if it hasn’t offended somebody. I know I’ve posted something good when it gets me a good number of likes/reblogs, but also a couple of unfollows.
I hope I’m not the only one who finds it ironic that stores in dry areas can’t sell alcohol, but carry every kind of tobacco imaginable. I guess they’re not so morally upright after all.
9/11 Commemorative To Do List (poem)
1.
Educate middle eastern foreign exchange students
around campus on the Patriot Act
in a condescending and accusatory manner,
then tell them they’ve been selected for a random screening.
2.
Buy gun.
3.
Dress up like a bald eagle, pass out big macs to children.
4.
Post to-do list on Tumblr.
5.
Drink beer from a can,
which is always classy.
Why I (sometimes) Laugh Inappropriately
No matter how macho a guy is,
when he mentions that he has a sister,
I imagine she looks like him
but with long hair and boobs.
If he says something about his dad,
I picture him with a receding hairline
and a Jeff Foxworthy mustache.
click to zooM
click to zoom. Sorry for the lack of posts lately, my phone’s tumblr app won’t work how many times I re-download the app or reboot my cell. Whatever.
click to zoom, iF necessary
You have Buddhist prayer bead necklaces hanging from the rear-view mirror of your Prius? You must be so spiritual.
